(The uniformed, weather-beaten Arab train conductor in the old, completely overcrowded suburban train pushes his way through the exhausted passengers until he is right next to the viewer and announces in a booming voice: "Ticket inspection!":1.2) Then he puts on a surprised expression and shouts in Turkish language: "Bilet kontrolü!", then in russian language: "Проверка билетов!!", than in chinese language: "驗票" and then in mongolian language: "Тасалбар шалгалт!". then he speaks with a grin on his face in plain english: "You bloody goofy`s don't understand anything - right?", then he bursts out laughing.