Create a ridiculous supermarket tabloid with Theally(a relentless sadist who calls himself theally yet loves nothing more then blocking images randomly) on the front page. Use paparazzi style photography, loud headlines, fake scandals, bright and yellow text, and absurd celebrity gossip energy. The text should revolve around him speaking out about how the failing Ai website Civitai has gone downhill since he lost control of himself and started blocking images en masse, How he has been dealing with his loneliness ever since his friends KFTiger(a furry moderator) and Faeia(a strange woman obsessed with ponies) got fired, how he regrets his career choices, and how overworked he is since Civitai is now ridiculously understaffed. Make it look completely authentic and extremely trashy. Reference photo for face only. Strictly preserve facial identity — same person, same face shape, eyes, nose, mouth, expression, and skin tone.