a elf girl next to a gigantic carton of milk on a gigantic kitchen table, the elf girl is wearing a dress made of fabric scraps, with short green hair and pointy ears. the image is a DSLR digital photo with bokeh blurred background. the elf girl has a very thin waist, and wide hips. she leans against the carton invitingly. the carton says "HAVE YOU SEEN ME?" with a black-and-white picture of the elf girl's face. her skin is textured with pores. Tiny text on the carton reads "FAIRY GIRL LOST. If FOUND , CALL 509-521-3311 for REWARD."