a chaotic convention center scene, a person in an oversized mascot costume of a sad bear balancing dramatically on the edge of a tiny inflatable ball pit filled with scattered colorful balls, confused attendees dressed in outdated internet meme cosplay, flickering overhead lights, a crooked banner reading DashCon 2.0 Now With Extra Disappointment, spilled soda cups and tangled lanyards on the floor, vaporwave lighting, awkward atmosphere, low-budget surrealism, wide-angle shot, symbolic of failed expectations and internet culture gone rogue