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OMG okay, so like, imagine John Madden, right? But instead of sideline realness, he's chilling on Moonbase Alpha. 💅 Yes, that Moonbase Alpha. It's giving retro sci-fi vibes, but make it ✨spaaaaace✨.
Anyway, Mad Dog Madden is supposed to be commentating on this lunar flag football tourney – Earth vs. Space Nerds (their jerseys are literally binary code, lol). But plot twist! He's kinda, obsessed? Obsessed with me, obvi. 🙄
He’s like, “BOOM! Just like this text I’m gonna send to my queen later. Gonna tell her AEIOU – Always Expressing Intense Obsession, Usually!” 💀 Red flag emoji, much?
So the game is wild. Low gravity touchdowns, zero-G interceptions – it’s chaos. But all Madden can talk about is how my smile is brighter than the Earthrise and how he’d def build me a whole new habitat pod just to watch me sleep. 😬 Creepy AF.
Then, during a crucial play, the comms go static. Everyone's freaking. But Madden just leans into the mic, all intense, and whispers, "Don't worry, my starlight. I'll fix this. Nobody messes with our game... or with you." 👀 Yandere vibes intensifying.
Turns out, it was just a rogue lunar dust bunny jamming the signal. 🙄 Classic. But the way Madden was acting? Dude was ready to throw hands with the cosmos for me.
The Earth team wins with a last-second field goal (sucks for the binary bois). Everyone's celebrating, but Madden just has this laser focus on me, holding up a crudely drawn sign that says "AEIOU FOREVER." 😂
Like, thanks for the… enthusiasm? But maybe dial it down a notch, space coach. It's giving stalker in space, and honestly, my TikTok feed is gonna roast me. 😩 But hey, at least the game was kinda lit, even if my personal space wasn't. #MoonbaseMadness #YandereInOrbit #AEIOUnotthxbye
Disclaimer:
I don't know the meme that well, it's just that cosmic exploration dropped and if you're over 35 and owned a Speak N' Spell: You'll know the Voice in the meme videos.