Close-up of a bulky, comical (red cabbage golem:1.1) with big chibi eyes (peeking out of a stainless steel cooking pot:1.1, sitting inside a cooking pot:0.9), looking at viewer with wide eyes of fear, open mouth, (tongue sticking out:1.1), (screaming:1.1), (single speech bubble with text "NOOO!":1.1). The cabbage golem wears the (stainless steel pot lid as a hat:1.3), his hands are thrown up in exasperation. cjdl, lazypos, very awa, photorealistic, sharp focus, soft lighting, high resolution textures, sharp and clear visual execution, detailed kitchen backdrop, no humans

lazyneg, lazyhand, (pot labels:1.1), (multiple speech bubbles:1.1), (legs:1.4), (human skin:1.1), breasts, cleavage, nipples, nsfw, simple background