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From: [email protected]
Sent: 10 January 2132 1:15 AM
Subject: Re: WE MUST GO!! Phunxol Warehaus Festival
Girl... you know I love an adventure as much as the next person but this honestly looks a bit too much. Have you even done any research on the place? I know you have your heart set on this trip but it could cost us an arm and a leg... literally!!
I'm sorry but just check out these Floogle search results:
Intergalactic TripAdvisor Review: Phunxol Warehaus Festival
★ ☆ ☆ ☆ ☆ 1 Star
"Lost More Than Just My Mind"
If you enjoy losing your wallet, sanity, and possibly an organ or two, then the Phunxol Warehaus Festival is your dream destination. The music's loud enough to cause permanent hearing loss, and the "mind-melding" was a real trip—woke up in a back alley, minus a kidney and with a splitting headache. On the bright side, I discovered a new level of paranoia and will be remaining at home (where it is safe) for the remainder of my life. Avoid at all costs—unless you’re into that sort of thing.
Please do not tell me that you are seriously considering going after reading that!?
Intergalactic TripAdvisor Review: Phunxol Warehaus Festival
★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5 Stars
"Very Good Fun Time!"
Wow, this place is best! Music so loud, you feel it in bones! Mind-meld is very special, you will leave with less weight on shoulders (haha!). Everything is good, you come and enjoy! Very safe and fun, no worry at all. Bring all friends, have best time! You not regret, promise!
Yeah... nothing suss! We both know that dodgy-ass review was written by some kidney-hungry fiend! No thank-you - I'd like to keep my organs, please!
Galactic Gazette: Breaking News
Author: Deziree C'thot, Crime editor
Date: February 15, 2131
"Organ Smuggling Racket Uncovered at Grunge Warehouse"
In a shocking revelation, the notorious Phunxol Warehaus Festival has been linked to a clandestine organ smuggling operation. Investigations have revealed that unsuspecting partygoers were targeted for their organs, with local authorities struggling to put an end to the illicit trade. Despite efforts, the operation continues to evade law enforcement, leaving many to question the safety of the popular nightlife spot. Authorities urge caution to all visitors.
You and I both know that bad guys are the hottest shit.. but these guys are like, for real bad, like BAD bad... I don't want to gamble my organs just on a hook up.. call me soft, whatever, at least I'll still have my spleen!
LonleyPlanets Handbook: A statement on the Phunxol Warehaus Festival
Phunxol Warehaus Festival
"Nestled in a gritty corner of the city, the Warehaus festival offers an 'viceral' nightlife experience. Commonly known for its booming music and diverse crowd of humanoid aliens, this venue is not for the thin-skinned.. as it is only slightly lesser known for it's ties with local crime syndicates and the organ smuggling 'trade'.
At LonleyPlanets, we travel the galaxy seeking adventure - however, we also value our lives. As a result, in an unprecedented decision, we've made the call not to send our agents to the Festival until we can be assured of their safety. Until that time, go at your own risk!"
Girl even LonleyPlanets won't go there! you know this is foolish!
Anon's story
[retrieved from 4Chen]
>be me
>loser with money to burn but no-one to party with
>hear about some "Grungy Warehouse Party" on backwater planet
>online locals say it's the spot if you like sketchy vibes
>figured sketchy girls will be more desperate so i might have a chance
>buy tickets and YOLO it, can't be worse than the time I got mugged on Alpha Centauri
--
>roll up
>warehouse looks like it's made of tetanus and regrets
>neon lights flickering like they’re running on the hopes and dreams of the DJ
>music? some alien dubstep that makes my organs vibrate in sync
>impressed.mp3
--
>see some alien offer "mind-melding" experience
>"it's like a spiritual journey, bro"
>she's hot as fuck, got tentacle horns
>try to hide my hard on
>not working
>don’t want to look like a tourist, so I say yes
--
>instantly regret decision
>brain gets yeeted into a cosmic fever dream
>see the birth of stars, my ex's face, and a very clear vision of my own death
--
>wake up
>wallet's gone, pants are on backwards, and there's a kidney-shaped scar on my side
>party still going hard, no one cares
>try to report it to local cops
>"you went to Warehaus-fest and survived? Congrats, you're one of the lucky ones."
>10/10 would not recommend
>5/10 might go back if I can get better pants
babe if this is the crowd you want to hang with then i think you really better be reconsidering your options. We can do better! why don't we just take our gorgeous asses back to the Yalla colony!? Yeah the music was trash but we were literal godesses! And i know you wouldn't mind round two with that spunky little yith boy??
Or maybe we could check out that underwater bar on Seesol that everyone is talking about??
Please, just reconsider this PLEASE! If you really must go, girl - I think you'll have to do it without me.
♥ Zul
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