Welcome gentlemen! Have you ever wondered why this mysterious fursona creator that you tried to search on Google never showed up in the results? Why it costs $400.000 to rotate a generic starstripe background for 12 seconds? And that when life gives you lemons, that society wants you to send them as 98% conSCIENCE-free pepperspray against the becoming humans in Detroit?
Then welcome! Because now YOU have found what you were always looking for: The time rift version of a fursona generator. And the test subjects always mistook it for a style! WHERE IS G-MAN?! Anyways, Caroline also agreed, so that is why we invite YOU to take part to this test by obtaining your free copy of this, what the lab boys called a LoRA. Or the "Luminous Oscillation and Radiance Amplifier", contained within a disk file for Pony Diffusion v6. They said it illuminates your eyes with masterpieces that would make Da Vinci weep with neurotoxin tears! Or wait, maybe GlaDOS said that?!
But before the damned Combine finally breach our facility, Aperture Science likes to grant you a farewell gift, the secret recipe of our creation. It contains the very sauce that radiates your eyes made from this smartass word magic. Take it. Great! Now go! Make us proud and don't forget, if you ever ask yourself again "who is this Secret Santa?", it was Cave Johnson AND Johnson! Caroline, did I hit the right tone? Oh right, and merry Christmas! Cave out.