Headmistress Bruno Von Kleff (Elke Sommer, Neat and Tidy: Adventures Beyond Belief, 1988)

I haven't done a lot of real people since moving to Pony - The site's (quite understandable) restrictions on generating and posting them, coupled with the fact that I can't run anything higher than SD 1.5 on my home machine means they are of little use to me compared to the freedom of fictional characters with Pony.

But sometimes, my friends. Sometimes.

Sometimes an idle search on YouTube turns up an upload of two thirds of a single episode of a TV show that ran for just five episodes on British TV in 1988 and has never been shown since, but has remained in the back of your head for the last 36 years. And you'll think to yourself 'I have to try...'

So here's the middle-aged Elke Sommer vamping it up like a good'un as Headmistress Bruno Von Kleff, villainess of the comedy adventure show Neat and Tidy: Adventures Beyond Belief . It's wonky and limited, but it's mainly for my own satisfaction rather than anything else.

You'll want a strength of about 0.8, and the tags are "HM_B_V_K, black headwear, black dress, necklace, black gloves, black cloak, grey eyes", with "sunglasses" optional.

"You know those old style Germans - Give 'em a uniform and they try to take over Europe."