Dandel gro-Diezen
Proud father of 138 children, of which Timo's the last - "Malacath's Curse" causes most young male orcs to die in ridiculous Jackass-style stunts, what with no constant meat-grinder wars anymore. Ooh, meat. Pappy makes the best burgers...
Oop, anyway. Another [orc], of course, with [green skin], [yellow eyes], [tusks], and a [nose ring] and [pointed ears.] He's [bald] under that [trucker hat], so pick one or the other. Oh yeah, he's got a thick [white beard] and white hair pretty much - well, everywhere, so you can prompt for a [hairy] everything here too. Which is why you gotta check his burgers for strands, y'know, but that's what makes 'em special. Under that apron is a big mural of orcish [tattoos], too.
Oh yeah, and you can cook him up with [pappygd].
