Updated: Jul 31, 2025
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So you're a young lad or lady (or neither, I don't judge), and you've been just hit upside the head with a prophecy.
You're the chosen one...blah blah blah...defeat dark lord...blah blah blah...grave danger...help me obi w...blah blah blah...
You probably should have been listening, but you've got this concussion. I wasn't speaking metaphorically when I said you got hit by the prophecy. It was tied to a rock and blam, right to the old noggin.
DaBarbary
Hit the prophecy back! With a BIGGER ROCK
DaBardy
Seduce the prophecy? Sure, why not.
DaPriesti
Turn the other cheek and SMITE THE PROPHECY WITH THE POWER OF YOUR GOD.
DaWizzy
Study the prophecy to learn the ancient secrets of the cosmos.
DaFighta
This prophecy is the chance to hone your skills for the future.
DaPaladi
With faith and honor, you shall overcome the dark lord spoken of in the prophecy.
DaThieve
What prophecy? I didn't see nothin.