You know that theory that goes something along the lines of "If you put enough monkeys in a room with typewriters, eventually one of them will write Shakespeare"...
I spent a total of about 15 minutes merging a couple of anime models and a semi-realistic one together, with no knowledge of what I'm doing, but managed to come up with something that worked!
Seems like a cartoony anime kinda thing, but if prompted will happily output nearly anything as per the sample images.
The prompts all come from different models around CivitAI, run on Euler A at 30 steps, but happily works with DPM++ SDE Karras at 20 steps as well