Gremlin (ZiT)

The Gremlin is not a monster of strategy or ideology. It is pure, weaponised impulse. Born from sabotage rather than malice, a Gremlin exists to interfere, to poke the system and see what screams. It doesn’t conquer. It breaks. Infrastructure, machinery, social order, common sense. Anything built carefully and maintained with pride becomes a personal challenge. The Gremlin understands just enough to be catastrophic, and takes visible joy in the moment where everything stops working at once.

What makes the Gremlin truly dangerous is that it isn’t trying to win. There’s no endgame, no lesson, no higher purpose. It thrives in the gap between “this should work” and “why is it on fire.” Loud, inventive, gleefully destructive, the Gremlin turns competence into comedy and control into farce. You don’t defeat a Gremlin by overpowering it. You defeat it by denying it opportunity, which is unfortunate, because the modern world is basically one long invitation.