Welcome travelers to Channel_42! Broadcasting from Station_42 in Nebula 176yh5B. Traveling across the Galaxy can be a dangerous thing and we are always here to help. If you need a place to sleep, Motel_42. Lost your lunch fighting off the Salacious Groopas of Sector 76, we give you Diner_42.
Don't forget about the grand opening of Oasis_42. There is something for the whole family. Casinos, Arcades for the Kids, Amusement Parks. Just stay away from the red light district. The only things you will find there are seedy tattoo parlors and adult entertainment. Bleh!
The beds are clean, unless the Maids were really messy last night, and the security is top notch. Visit the Shooting Gallery, or take a tour of the Engineering department where we are always cooking up some new crazy thing.
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