What can I say that I haven't said before?!
I am a Good Boy, but DarkSun is that Bad Girl who makes me do naughty things! During my days, I go to church, I work a full-time job, I pay my taxes, and I drink beers with my neighbors while barbequing.
But when the Sun goes down, the DarkSun rises. And I close my blinds, so those neighbors can't see what's happening.
DarkSun you so naughty and you make me a bad boy!