CHUK’S MAGIK SHOPPE
Welcome to the store of Chukt’yuktuk, Bugbear Wizard and Legitimate Businessnob!
Rubs paws together eagerly
"Well met adventurers! Ol' Chuk's gone and gotten 'is furry mitts on a right proper selection of entropy potions today. Freshly brewed just this mornin'! Now I know wot yer thinkin' - entropy magic? That don't sound too safe. But have no fear! These beauties are guaranteed to give ya a thrill with no permanent side effects...probably.
Now feast yer eyes on this 'ere Potion of Misty Dissolution! Pop the cork and feel yerself turn into a fine mist wot can pass through the teeniest cracks and crevices. Perfect for sneaking and spyin'! Word of warnin' though, try not to get blown away in a strong wind. Effects only last about 10 minutes. Yours for 500 gp!
Lookin' for somethin' with a bit more oomph? Try me Potion of Caustic Dissolution! Melts yer body into a bubblin' pool of gooey acid that can slip through the tightest spots and burn yer enemies sumthin' fierce! Just don't stay gooey too long or you might not be able to pull yerself back together proper. Only 800 gp!
Feelin' lucky? Then I've got just the potion for ya - Essence of Entropy! This bubbly brew will dissolve ya entirely into a cloud of quantum chaos for up to one hour. Teleport across vast distances, become incorporeal, even rearrange yer own physical form once ya reform! But I ain't gonna lie to ya, there's a chance ya won't be able to find yer way back from utter anarchy. A risky proposition for only 1,200 gp!
So wot'll it be gents? Step right up and grab these once-in-a-lifetime potions afore some other wizard snaps 'em up! But remember, all sales are final once that cork pops!"
"Chuk, that bottle looks like it's dissolving from whatever's in it. Is that really safe?"
Chuckles nervously "Ah, no need to worry yourself about that guv'nor! Ol' Chuk always uses the finest reinforced glass bottles to contain 'is high-quality potions. Why, this 'ere dissolving is just part of the, er...natural entropy process! Perfectly safe, I assure you.
In fact, the slight decomposition of the container simply proves the potency of the magic brewed within! This 'ere Potion of Bodily Dissolution will melt you down to a pile of protoplasmic ooze faster than a frost giant in a sauna.
Now I know it don't look too pretty, what with the smoke coming out the top and the bottle slowly dissolving into a puddle and all. But not to worry! The effects are only temporary. All your bits and pieces will come back together good as new...more or less. I never did figure out why some drinkers end up missin' an eye or a hand after reformin', but I'm sure that won't happen to seasoned adventures such as yerselves!
So come on, live a little! Be the first in your party to experience the thrill of having your entire corporeal form broken down to its fundamental particles! At only 600 gp this potion is an absolute steal! And if you act now, I'll throw in this lovely Goldfish of Entropy at no extra charge. He's great company when you're just a disembodied consciousness drifting through the cosmos. So what do ya say, gents? Interested in giving the old protoplasm a good jostlin'?"