Honest Chukt'yuktuk's Magic Shoppe.

Well met adventurers! Ol' Chuk's been dabblin' in a bit o' storm magic and whipped up a tempestuous trio of tonitruant potions!

First up we got this 'ere Potion of Thundercloud Transformation! Imbibe this beauty and feel yourself swell into a cracklin' cumulonimbus, fit to unleash lightning and thunder on any foolish enough to stand in your path! Be the storm for the low low price of 750 gp!

Lookin' to really make some noise? This Potion of Thunderous Decibels turns your very voice into a thunderclap, blasting foes with mighty sonic booms! 500 gp lets you shout louder than a stampede of elephants!

And for our avant-garde customers, try my Potion of the Doppler Effect! This one fluctuates your body's vibrational frequencies, giving you control over your personal soundscape. Twist the dial to mute outside noises or amplify your own sounds to deafening levels! Yours for only 600 gp!

Now I know conjuring the raw fury of thunder and lightning can be dangerous work, but Ol' Chuk has taken every precaution, I'm sure. Just be wary of any unintended side effects like shorting out magic items, frizzing fur, or accidentally striking yourself with your own lightning. The weather magic I've crammed into these bottles is right volatile!

But the risk is well worth it for power like this! So come on down to Chuk's and be the thunder! But act quick before this stormy stock blows away!